Malone

A dying town in upstate New York. Called the Suboxone capital of New York by law enforcement, its main attractions are a decrepit hotel and the Walmart

If she comes from Malone, leave her alone.

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Tweeter

The tiny speaker in one's audio system, not to be confused with some social media douchebag.

I blew the tweeters last night while blasting Led Zeppelin.

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.