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One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.
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this has a number of different meanings:
1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.
2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?
Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.
Person1:
You...are a Malone.
2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?
Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...
Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!
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The act of getting many tattoos. One can be Pre-Malone, In-Malone, or Post-Malone.
"That guy looked really different Pre-Malone."
A dying town in upstate New York. Called the Suboxone capital of New York by law enforcement, its main attractions are a decrepit hotel and the Walmart
If she comes from Malone, leave her alone.
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Man who spits on lasange whilst wearing female cuff links.
Also, a name used by females to describe a shocking kisser.
He maloned on my pasta!
That guy was a malone in the bedroom, so i dumped him!!
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A loser; one who has strange one liners; a person you make fun of so that you feel better about yourself; a target of many jokes
Person 1: "That's so batman"
Person 2: What a Malone
Person 1: There was a smattering of them.
Person 2: What a Malone
Most famous Malone Saying: "You don't Malone me, I Malone you"
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Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
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