Smelon

An adjective used to describe anyone who has negative personality traits. It is an abreviation of the words smelly and melon.

Person: I can’t believe how stupid you are. You’re such a smelon!
Smelon: Haha I am a smelon

Tanus

A butthole that is delicious because of last night’d seasoning. An abbreviation of the words tasty and anus.

Luke: That girl’s got a tanus of an angel.
Joe: Would you say it was a smanus though?
Luke: Guess so

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon