chemical breakfast

The first meal of the day comprising of a pharmasuitacal cuisine accompanied by a H2o condiment.

Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.

Tom: Ahhhhhghhggg
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself

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Cardestrian

Another species on our roads other than cyclists that are under the illusion that it is ok to take up a whole lane going at 25km/h or slower. These are called "Cardestrians". They are basically a pedestrian in theory who believe they are a vehicle. These poor creatures believe they are entitled to take up a whole lane of a road, street, car park or drive through without a care in the world. Unfortunately, the $500 excess for their insurance won't cover death in a hospital as they will be dead from the vehicle impact from a Car, truck or Semi. Unless the "Cardestrian" weighs in excess of 500 kilos and can travel up to 110km/h, they are urged to stay to the paths they were given by the state government and local councils. Their wish, in due course, is to become a fully fledged Toyota Hylux.

"Is that an over-obsessed Pokemon player with a distinct lack of direction and care?? No, they are too old, must be another delusional Cardestrian."

"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."