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Flower power

A flower power is when a female (or male) gets on all fours and the parter (male) starts fisting his or her ass. Eventually a prolapse will occur which looks like a rose. The man then cums on the prolapsed ass rubbing it in like lotion mimicking a bee pollinating a flower.

Charlie: Your mom let me Flower power her last night

David: Fuck you

by LaddyDaddy May 7, 2021

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Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy August 1, 2021


CumFlurrie

A man lays down on a flat surface as a woman starts to jack him off. When the man is about to cum she shoves a rod down his dick and proceeds to sound him. When he cums it never leaves the head of the penis because of the rod. The woman then starts to move the rod up and down stirring the cum in the penis (like a McFlurrie). Eventually the man will piss in a cup in order to get the cum out and the woman drinks it and says “I’m lovin it”

David: I CumFlurried your mom last night
Charlie: Fuck you

by LaddyDaddy May 7, 2021

4👍 1👎


Urban dictionary

Example 1: A place where white moms go after snooping on her sons phone and wants to know what Tyrone meant when he said “brb gtg 2 da 🔌 he got that ⛽️ 🚫 🧢” on Snapchat

Example 2: Your white mom is on Facebook and saw a word in a post she doesn’t understand next thing you know she’s on urban dictionary looking at what 2 girls 1 cum is

Example 3: A place you go to look at funny definitions

I just made a unbran dictionary definition urban dictionary

by LaddyDaddy August 1, 2021


xylophone

When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument

Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her

by LaddyDaddy January 8, 2022