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When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)
Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool
Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn
Jamie: Lol same
A man lays down on a flat surface as a woman starts to jack him off. When the man is about to cum she shoves a rod down his dick and proceeds to sound him. When he cums it never leaves the head of the penis because of the rod. The woman then starts to move the rod up and down stirring the cum in the penis (like a McFlurrie). Eventually the man will piss in a cup in order to get the cum out and the woman drinks it and says âIâm lovin itâ
David: I CumFlurried your mom last night
Charlie: Fuck you
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A flower power is when a female (or male) gets on all fours and the parter (male) starts fisting his or her ass. Eventually a prolapse will occur which looks like a rose. The man then cums on the prolapsed ass rubbing it in like lotion mimicking a bee pollinating a flower.
Charlie: Your mom let me Flower power her last night
David: Fuck you
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Example 1: A place where white moms go after snooping on her sons phone and wants to know what Tyrone meant when he said âbrb gtg 2 da ð he got that â½ï¸ ð« ð§¢â on Snapchat
Example 2: Your white mom is on Facebook and saw a word in a post she doesnât understand next thing you know sheâs on urban dictionary looking at what 2 girls 1 cum is
Example 3: A place you go to look at funny definitions
I just made a unbran dictionary definition urban dictionary
When you slap your dick on your partnerâs ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument
Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her