Poolnami

A wave that splashes out your pool during an earthquake.

Dude, I rode the poolnami during the earthquake. Why is Dale in the pool with his board ? He's waiting for a poolnami. Holy Poolnami !

Chia Chit

Wicked bowel movements resulting from accidently eating some Chia Pet seed goo.

Dale: I Just completed a Chia pet. Now I have a chia hand, chia sink, chia drain, chia tile, chia, chia, chia. Im in CHIA HELL! Oh damn, I think I ate some.

Roger: Dude, you're going get the Chia Chits!

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