Booyahkah

Booyahkah: An expression used for an excited triumph or win.

Dave - "I bet you can't do a double flip into the deep end!"

Me - "Watch this!"

*Double Flip into the deep end*

Me - "BOOYAHKAH!"

Dave - "Whatever."

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dirty raspberry

A Dirty Raspberry is when you fart directly on someone's bare skin resulting in a tickling sensation for the other person. This is typically done on the stomach.

I was titty fucking my ex-girlfriend the other night when all of a sudden I gave her a dirty raspberry. Hence the Ex-girlfriend.

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Jewtastrophy

A catastrophe concerning the Jewish people or culture.

The Holocaust was a Jewspiracy?!?!

Hell no! The Holocaust was a Jewtastrophy!

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poopexting

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.