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A more severe meaning of 'wrong'
Even though Christina wearing those chaps was wrong, Britney shaving her head bald was even Wronger!
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A lighter meaning of wrong used amongst good friends to express distaste or your fellow's wrongdoing.
Example of its usage (thx Alice!): Your bff busts an eye watering fart and you respond by laughing and saying... 'dude...wrong-o!'
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Basically a euphuism for anal sex.
Dude 1: Look at that sweet piece of round ass over there...
Dude 2: Who the new chick? Yeah she has a bubble booty alright...
Dude 1: So are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dude 2: Yep, she's a perfect candidate for some world class s**t digging...
Dude 1: Aight then...watch me go over and get them digits!
Dude 2: Play on player...play on.
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Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.
Example 1
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
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An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe itâs the South Beach diet working its magicâ¦
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for youâ¦I still canât see the difference on my ass yetâ¦
Chick 1: Well Iâm totally gonna hit Victoriaâs Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerieâ¦
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: âAll the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!â
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dudeâ¦that was like total randomitis!
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Basically a person who offers to help with work, but is really bluffing. They have an annoying habit of disappearing immediately after they offer to help thus leaving other people to fill in. The insult is when they conveniently turn up once the work has already been done.
Employee 1: Hey Amy! You look like you need some help there...I'll be free in like 5 minutes if you'd like a hand...
Employee 2: Oh thanks so much Becky! I'll call you in five!
*Employee 1 gets lost and isn't seen again for an hour*
Employee 3: Hey Amy, where's Becky? Isn't she meant to be helping you?
Employee 2: No, she's workfluffing again and I always fall for it!
Employee 3: Oh damn...I hate it when Becky workfluffs me. Makes me wanna smash her face in. Okay Amy I'll help you instead.
*Employee 1 returns an hour later*
Employee 1: Hey Amy, I'm sorry...I was on the phone to my doc about my appointment! It took forever dude!
Employee 3: Never mind Becky...I'm helping her
Employee 2 mumbles: I freaking hate workfluffers! Arrgh!
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Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.
Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003
Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!
Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!
Dude 1: Aight, let's do this
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