sweetroll

A very 'valuable' item in both Skyrim and Morrowind. It is a heinous crime to steal a sweetroll.

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" - Some cunt markarth guard

Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player