Professiopinion

When your people; friend, bestie, ace duce, homeboy, sista, bro, mama, daddy, mentor, comrades, ese, etc... They have their own opinions on you and your life. Yet they are without any type of professional license or educational degree equipping them with any certain level of expertise.

Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.

#1:"Can you believe he did that? What the F?"

#2:"Mmmm, you want my professiopinion? ....."

friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

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