Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

JOETTE

Joette (⬅️front) (back➡️) joette: an individual as unique as her name. She commands a room, by merely entering it. Fortunately, is highly outgoing and social, which pairs well with the unspoken urge others get, to gravitate toward her positive energy and vibrant aura. He charismatic and engaging personality is one that is said to “leave you “wanting more” ~ “cant seem to get enough of”” ~ “unexplained withdrawals” (said to happen noticeable amounts of time with no contact). The simple explanation/definition of what the name JOETTE truly embodies is comparable to that of any relatable initial exposure to a substance or experience SO intense initially, that you are immediately hooked. One is known to find themselves spending far too much time looking for me, spending money on me, absorbing time with me at every free moment. If there a times, where they are unable to satiate the craving for my attention and presence, it has been known to happen countless times, they will resort to seeking out an alternative. (Please see definition for complete explanation, but, obviously it is a choice to settle for less” in the attempt to ease the burning desire that goes along with this “phenomenon”. I would make mention of my middle name, but, all of this has been pretty overwhelming and THAT definition is solely responsible for MY insatiable appetite for large black cock, thick, HEAVY! often, non stop, oh! And black.

Chris 😉- “Hey bro! All I have heard about from last nites party is some “JOETTE” sample”
Ross- “oh! I know, I keep hearing the name come from everyone’s names as they then stare glazed and trickling drool from their mouths. It’s as if they saw a ghost”
Chris: “Exactly, and my phone has been blowing up, with texts from practiaclly every person that attended begging and offering money for any contact info for HER”
Ross: “Dude! Do you know what this reminds me of? It is oddly similar to the reaction YOU get in the company of other people”.
Chris: “Your right it’s as if they all have been “CHRIS-SLAPPED”, but instead, they have been “Jo-etched”! Which is similar, yet more permanent and far more desired”!