fartners

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.

Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.

Exprel

Combination of Excel and spread sheet. I talk too fast and this has popped out more than once. I no longer say "excel spreadsheet". I just say exprel and my co-workers know what I mean.

I can do a vlookup on that exprel later today.

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manafort

Pretending to be philanthropic and charitable.

Mary offered to water my plants while I was working but she was manafort the whole time by sleeping with my husband.

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Robotomy

When a person has very few emotions or vocal inflections and behaves like a robot as if they have had a lobotomy. Also, can use robotimized as in turned into a robot.

I just told Bob his cat died and he just shuffled down the hall with no response at all. I wonder if he's had a robotomy.

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tweethate

When the general tweeting audience dislikes a tweeter therefore expressing their tweethate.

In response to the AZ shootings today, hundreds of tweeters expressed their tweethate by retweeting Sarah Palin's March 23rd tweet "Don't retreat...reload".

Misogynecologist

A misogynecologist is a doctor specializing in the health maintenance and diseases of women even though he is strongly prejudiced against women in general and does not like them as people at all.

Dr. Smithfield is considered one of the best gynecologists even though it is commonly known that he is a raging misogynecologist who discards supermodel girlfriends at that drop of a hat and thinks Chris Brown is a great role model.

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faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.