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horny

when a girl/guy makes the other feel like they wanna have sex. check the real life situation below.

I was massaging his dick until he got really hard and kept moaning, i couldn't stop though so I gave him a blow. Then he fingered me and I started going oohhh ahh again and then we both had sex. OOOhhhh it was 1 fucking to remember cuz his dick was s o hard from being so horny!!!

by Lafawnda March 19, 2005

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hoagie pits

odor of old hoagies that emanates from the aimpit area when deodorant is not used and arm pit is not shaved.

Damn, that bitch had some wicked hoagie pits!

by Lafawnda February 13, 2005

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napolean dynamite

a pretty sweet movie that makes every other movie look retarted. Whadda ya think?

Uncle rico: i wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napolean
Napolean: i wish you'd get out a my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: Napolean it looks like you don't have a job so why don't you go feed Tina
Napolean: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

by Lafawnda February 19, 2005

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syphilis infected cum bubble

what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut.

"Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bubble!"

by Lafawnda February 13, 2005

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