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Cheney

1. Synonym for Satan
2. Idiot who shot his friend in the face
3. The actual 43rd president of the United States of America
(since Bush never actually did anything without him)

Cheney is the most prominent example of his own first name. As I found out, George Bush asked him to make a list of republicans best suited to being vice-president, and Mr. Cheney put himself at the top of the list. On top of that, he's most famous not for being vice-president, but for shooting his friend in the face while they were hunting quail. QUAIL. Who hunts for quail? You can walk right up behind them and grab them and they would barely even flap their wings.

by Laghundasagh July 9, 2010