Train Guillotine

The process of decapitation by the wheels of a train.

Holy shieeet, that chick got train guillotined.

Renault Laguna

The Renault Laguna, also known as the "Leaky Lagoon," was a car that was not only great at getting wet, but also great at wetting the ladies. With its sleek and stylish design, the Laguna was a real head-turner on the road. It's spacious interior and advanced technology made it the perfect car for impressing potential dates. Whether it was a romantic night out or a weekend getaway, the Laguna always had a way of making its passengers feel special. So, if you're looking for a car that's not only reliable but also a real ladies' man, the Renault Laguna is the car for you.

Mike: Damn is his suspension broken?
John: Nah, his Renault Laguna is slammed because it's full of ladies.