Mountain Lakes

Mountain Lakes is a town in New Jersey. If you don't live there, you would not know how: We DO NOT smoke a lot, nor do we drink, we DO have good diversity, we DO NOT have a large amount of bullying, we DO NOT have drug games such as "beruit," we WORK HARD for our good sports, I DO NOT play lacrosse and I'm pretty popular in school, and so on. Our high school is exceptional. If you don't live there, then don't make up false lies and rumors about what happens here.

Guy 1: Hey, my name is Bob and I'm from Mountain Lakes.
Guy 2: You must be pretty snotty.
Guy 1: Have you ever lived there? Because news papers CAN lie, you shouldn't trust them all the time.
Guy 2: Erm... No.
Guy 1: Precisely.

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