Smithed

A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.

I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.

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CIFP

Cry In the Fetal Poisition. The opposite of to ROFL.

When I got fired from my job I broke down and started to CIFP.

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