Uncle Sugar

The strange uncle in your family who goes around giving birth control to all the

women.

Uncle Sugar: Merry Christmas! I have something special for you!

Emily: Looks like it's birth control... again... ummm, thanks Uncle Sugar?

Uncle Sugar: Anything for you hun, now you can let that libido of yours run

wild!

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Am-hole

An Amazon.com employee who:

1.) Thinks the neighborhood started with their arrival
2.) Walks 6 people wide on the sidewalk talking about Amazon crap.
3.) Snaps their fingers at service people.
4.) Thinks sexy is contrived casual attire, arrogance, and talking/smelling like a used car salesman.
5.) Does not realize they work for a modern day Sears and Roebuck.
6.) Believes they are not a highly expendable cog in the corporate Amazon machine.

I can't stand all these new Am-Hole's in the neighborhood!

Life was a lot better before all these Am-Hole's moved in!

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Lifafriend

Rather obscure adjective used by individuals from the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle to describe a person that you are solely dating but do not want the relationship to be categorized as a girlfriend or boyfriend. Often used by the males in the family to deflect the perceived intrusive questioning (and hoping) of the female members or as a repulsive response to any form of categorization. For all intent and purpose it means boyfriend or girlfriend.

The origin seems to be from the Scandinavian, Lutheran community of NW Washington state. The males of this group have a visceral dislike of relational categorization due, it is believed, to adherence to ancient Viking norms that stressed global, indiscriminant spreading of genetic material.

Hey Lars, how is your girlfriend Natalie

She is not my girlfriend, she is my 'lifafriend'!

Sorry dude.

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Down Pound

A fist pound with your thumbs down.

“Down Pound It”

We were both wrong so we gave each other the down pound.

Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from

Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!

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Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

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Buster

Another word for a Morkie dog (a mix between a Maltese and a Yorkie). This former mutt but now wildly popular breed is typically found in the Pacific Northwest, and is known for its abilities to perform a variety of tricks. Can be used as both a proper noun, and a noun.

OMG! Look at Buster doing his millitary crawl... so cute!

Look at all those Buster's over there... they're so cute when they play together!

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