Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.

Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!

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warm shoulder

When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.

Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.

Nat: I understand.

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