Double Down Syndrome

The listless state of consciousness experienced after eating a KFC Double Down sandwich.

Brad: "Why does Ken look like he's about to collapse?"

Trevor: "Judging by the lunch we just ate, it is my determination that Ken is suffering from Double Down Syndrome."

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brolific

Producing brotherhood or bromance in large quantities or with great frequency

My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.

Urban Dysentery

The condition experienced by witty and intellectual Urban Dictionary contributors whose entries never make Word of the Day. Instead, many obnoxious and boring entries are published, thus causing the intestinal pain and diarrhea associated with Urban Dysentery.

An email from Urban Dictionary containing the Word of the Day awaits me each morning on my phone. Today's word is Fart Enthusiast. Another day is ruined by Urban Dysentery.

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splendaddy

Diabetic sugar daddy.

Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy.

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unexpection

Unexpected erection.

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.

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air conditional

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.

Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."

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LTM

Laugh To Myself. An acronym seldom used by those who don't actually Laugh Out Loud (LOL), but claim they do.

I'm creating Urban Dictionary words in lieu of studying for finals LTM

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