Urban Dysentery

The condition experienced by witty and intellectual Urban Dictionary contributors whose entries never make Word of the Day. Instead, many obnoxious and boring entries are published, thus causing the intestinal pain and diarrhea associated with Urban Dysentery.

An email from Urban Dictionary containing the Word of the Day awaits me each morning on my phone. Today's word is Fart Enthusiast. Another day is ruined by Urban Dysentery.

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brolific

Producing brotherhood or bromance in large quantities or with great frequency

My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.

Double Down Syndrome

The listless state of consciousness experienced after eating a KFC Double Down sandwich.

Brad: "Why does Ken look like he's about to collapse?"

Trevor: "Judging by the lunch we just ate, it is my determination that Ken is suffering from Double Down Syndrome."

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air conditional

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.

Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."

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unexpection

Unexpected erection.

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.

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splendaddy

Diabetic sugar daddy.

Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy.

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road rave

When the police use an excessive amount of lighting, usually when reporting to a car accident. Lighting includes, but is not limited to, police light bars, flares, flashlights and search lights.

I witnessed a terrible case of road rave while passing a grueling car accident last night. The only things missing were glow sticks and ecstasy.

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