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Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy.
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An atypical sugar daddy-type figure, such as a GoFundMe patron, coming from Splenda, a shitty artificial sweetener used to replace sugar
a: I'm going to start a GoFundMe to order some pizza
b: Do you think you'll actually get any splendaddys?
a: It's worth a shot