bitty

A word used by a 30 year old character in the sketch show Little Britain when he wants to get breast fed. And not just by his mother. The nana-bitty scene was very disturbing.

The word originate as it was a mix of breast and titty.

Bitty.

Now's not the time dear.

I'm hungry. Bitty.

OK

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one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

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Snuffkin

Sam Black's cat! Much abused!

Sam: (in cooing voice) Come here Snuffkin.

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Friend of a friend

Someone who you have vaguely heard of. These people are the source of malicious gossip and urban legends.

A friend of a friend told me that Andy got Kate pregnant.

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Textbook

Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.

See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.

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Chippy

The place where one buys fish and chips.

Otherwise known as the Chip Shop.

I'm gonna get a fish supper at the chippy.

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Mortal

To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.

I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!

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