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Jizznkle

An ocular disease causing eye ball wrinkles.

Holy crap! This dude shot a load in my eye and now I have a Jizznkle.

by LambertsWiener August 2, 2021


dirty cait

Same as a dirty chewbacca but you butt chug box wine simultaneously while vigorously masturbating to the tempo of flight of the bumblebee.

I was going to dirty Tim this hoe tonight...but i changed my mind and made the Kessel run in 11 parsecs by giving her a dirty cait. Fuck you Solo.

by LambertsWiener November 13, 2019

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