Holiday

1. A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day").
2. British term for "vacation."

- "Happy Holidays!"
- "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"

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Sound

1. A noise.
2. A synonym for "cool," "awesome," originating in Liverpool, if I recall correctly. Either way, it's mostly used by Scousers.

Note: Please stop complaining about how we're getting the definition wrong, you yanks. Try looking it up on Wikipedia or on Google, you blithering twats.

- "Did you hear that sound, dear?"
- "The footy was well sound, weren't it, our Baz?"
- "You self proclaimed 'grammatically correct' yanks are not sound."

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Sexlicious

*see sex*

Used to describe someone who has tremendous sex appeal.

- "Your mum is sexlicious."

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VenomWolffang

1. A synonym for awesome, sexy and dyslexic.
2. A popular cider.

- "The garden is looking very VenomWolffang today, dear!"
- "A VenomWolffang walks into a bra to go to a DNA (National Dyslexics Association) meeting..."
- "Yes, I'll have a pint of VenomWolffang and a packet of crisps, please."

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