Web-Wed

When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)

Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!

Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed

Black-male'd

When a white girl gets hit on by a black guy

Becky went to Trevon's party and got black-male'd all night

Facebook Beauty

A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.

Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.

Friend- She's not that hot man.

Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!

Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.

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