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Nancy

An ugly bitch who looks like a straight dude in the face, with big ass hands that look like they could split timbers. And who's shoe size is "to be continued." Who is a hater on pretty girls, especially girls named Lana, because she looks like a wash rag and her pussy looks like an alley cat. She's got more ass on her stomach than on her actual ass, and her face makes her look like she belongs in the zoo with the Orangutans. She needs to be buried 6 feet under.

"Yo I picked up a chick last night. She looked like Bubbles in the face, and her pussy got more miles on it than a 1993 Volvo 240. Her name must have been Nancy.
"That bitch is such a Nancy. Omg. Ugly as fuck, but stays hating all of the pretty girls. Her ass is literally on her stomach. So if she broke her back, the bitch would be sitting."

by LanaSlays February 3, 2015

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