Nortis tortoise

South African slang for "definitely not"

Friend - Hey, Hughs in town. Do you want to go to his house and hit some bongs
Me - Hugh Newlands? The guy who packed a bag of my nicest clothes and went on the run?
Friend - Uh yeah, that Hugh. but he did say he was sorry and he has some A grade weed. So do you wanna go?
Me - Nortis tortoise

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Sho

Wow hectic
said quickly and pronounced like sure without the r noise

Friend - They've been robbing cash carrier trucks again. They found a way to blow the doors off with an explosive so it's much easier.
Me - Sho, thats hectic bru

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