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Mumps

A very inconvenient disease.

Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"

by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009

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Sandtrap

When you have sex on a beach and you get sand on your penis and don't wash it off before penetrating the vaginal cavity.

John got caught in a sandtrap last night and shot himself after.

by Lance_Uppercut May 6, 2009

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