Dark Side of the Half Moon

When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.

I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!

Birlfriend

When your daughter brings home her new boyfriend who is probably a girl. Hence her Birlfriend. A cross between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.

Hey dad, meet Pat my new boyfriend with boobs and no Adam's apple. Oh, you mean your Birlfriend.

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