Dusty Miller

A sexual act where one partner empties a can or bottle of Miller Genuine Draft onto their partner mid-coitus then rips open a vacuum bag and dumps that onto their lover. Commonly yelling DUSTY MILLER immediately after.

I Dusty Millered my girlfriend last night. She thought it was hilarious.

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Call-Forward

A common stand-up comedian technique where a subject is casually mentioned in a story that they will build upon in a later bit. Call-forwards are used to transition from a subject to a seemingly unrelated subject by dropping subtle references so that the subject being switched to does not seem out of place.

The opposite of a Call-Back

"When ever Bill Burr does a Call-Forward statement about the elderly I know that I am about to hear a transition to a joke about old people dying"

"Son, as much as we appreciate your knowledge of urban diction. It's probably the last thing your grandfather wants to hear on his deathbed."

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