Dutch Waffle

When, while wearing a kilt, a white girl gives you head. Before you become sexually satisfied you stuff a cold eggo waffle down her throat wrapped around your penis and ejaculate. Then you pour in syrup in her vagina and, with the waffle now relatively warm and soggy, you have vaginal sex over and over again. Once you are done flogging her, you proceed to play the bagpipes in celebration.

William: Hey baby, I got my kilt, waffle, syrup, and bagpipe all ready. You wanna have a dutch waffle at my place tonight.

Betty: Hell yeah. I am half Dutch after all.

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Caucasian Donut

When an exceptionally large white girl finishes oral sex on another exceptionally large white boy and proceeds to collect his jizz and puts it on a pastry of her choice.

Duncan: Hey dude Ashely recorded herself giving Mark a rather nasty Caucasian Donut. I almost yakked all over my laptop.

Josh: Eww. I didn't know Mark was mature enough to produce sufficient sperm for Ashely's appetite!

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