Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.

I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie

nainby

A fabulous specimen of womanhood - they tend to be breasty and have a well-rounded bottom. A nainby has a tendency to grumble but is easily cheered up with a spooning session or an amusing anecdote. And all round loveable loser.

'Oh, what a nainby you are, dearest.' Quoth Stephanie to her dearest friend Rebekkah, who was displaying a builder's bottom whilst electrocuting herself on the TV aerial.

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