Agoura

That little spinning plate thingy in a microwave

Did you know that that plate in the microwave is called an Agoura?

Thusly

A term used in substitution of the word "therefore" or "thus" to make one appear well-versed in the English Language.

"Largely due to the fact that I have a large IQ, thusly I am intelligent"

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My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

Largely due to the fact that

A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language

Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality”