Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

Volumptuous

A women that has many sexually attractive curves but not natural, just flabby skin.

God mate she is proper volumptuous

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