Slimeball

The act of compiling all your cum, and other body fluids, into a sock and tying it in the shape of a ball. You then take the cum/sock ball and slam it in a friends face while yelling “SlimeBall!”

Guy 1: Damn Bro, I really just Got SlimeBalled

Briton

One of the most intelligent people you'll meet, they are a sweet caring and amazing person but can make your life a living hell if you find some way to piss them off. A mad genius with a heart too big to hurt anyone. They can solve almost all your problems and make some of the greatest relationships. Often a popular nerd with their own special style, they know everything but may not act like it because they usually prefer to be kind instead of right.

Briton is so cool, I wish he was my boyfriend

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Briton

Briton is as close to a god as you’ll ever get, not only are they as powerful and beautiful as one but also look to humanity at its most simplistic form. With a mind capabile of abstract intelligence they use their imagination to create entire world of pure brilliance. Often filled with hope and determination they can change the world with an idea. A thinker, learner, creator, a human being of high end thinking, capable of being the world in a day, but still find time to care for the most random strangers, and spend evrey ounce of time caring for the ones who have found his heart. A lover of complements, joy, and witty humor, all bundled up with a lust for knowledge Briton is truly an amazing being on this earth.

“Briton, or Britton, a name for someone who will either end or save your world”

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