Hairbilly

A hillbilly with a ponytail.

Get a-load'a that hairbilly with the stars-and-bars tattoo.

Hot Squat

When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.

Hey, Merle. Stall's open now. Hurry up and you might get a hot squat.

Hoosier Necktie

A ponytail worn by a man, particularly a man from Indiana or the South Side of St. Louis.

Stanky's got a nice Hoosier necktie. It almost reaches his butt.

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