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A method of cooking food in the south that combines frying with sautéing. A no non-sense technique of preparing chicken, shrimp, or greens in a skillet with butter and oil.
My baby daddy came over last night and frytayed some greens and chicken.
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The act of cooking very fresh, nearly alive food with butter and oil such that the food itself "jumps" and "bounces" without help from the chef.
We tossed those frog's legs into the hot skillet and them buggers were so fresh they started kicking. Now that's frytaying.
Cleatus and me skinned them bullheads and threw 'em in the cast iron pan and them things all started flopping around like they was trying to get out. Wee Doggie we was frytaying them rascals.
Charlene and her baby daddy like frytaying Twinkies.
A fine human specimen of "super" quality...buffed, toned, handsome, attractive, well-dressed, cool, smooth, and accomplished. A person that depicts a visually better impact than they once did, or a person that already possesses some exceptional (bad ass) qualities. The exact opposite of Beforeman.
Wow, have you seen LarryBobby lately, he's turned into one hot looking Afterman.
Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.
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A state of excitement, awe or disbelief that transforms a person when they have been totally captivated by a sexual or romantic act between two women. Similar to being hypnotized.
When I noticed these two gorgeous women kissing in front of the restaurant I damn near drove my car off the road; I was totally lesbotized.
I know it's not polite to gawk at two beautiful women making out in public but I couldn't help myself. I was completely lesbotized.
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A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.
Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.
Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
A distraction created by a sexual act involving two women that excites, or repulses in such a way as to make the viewer stare blankly at those actions. To gaze, unblinking at two women being sexual. A hypnosis like state that occurs when one looks on dazed and confused at two females romantically engaged.
I damn near drove off the road when I saw these
two hot girls holding hands and kissing on the sidewalk like, I was totally lebotized.
These two girls at the bar were seriously making out and I was so lesbotized I couldn't take my freak'n eyes off them.
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