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The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.
This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
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The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
The act of pushing rope. A rope pusher essentially maneuvers his little wet noodle inside of a woman's vagina with the help of lube & some luck. 'LG' is the most famous living rope pusher in North America.
"I'm such an elite rope pusher"- LG
"You push rope all day, everyday."- Eddy
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The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron
The art of cuming in one's vagina while the female is on her period. The female then queefs on to a freshly baked glazed donut creating a delicious treat to snack on.
"Hey Larry, how did that Pittsburgh Jelly Donut taste?"
"Like blood & cum"
"mmmm mmmm, sounds like a treat"
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