Duplicity

A shitty het Harry fanfic that romanticizes weird shit as mafia and apparently Harry's real name there is Sébastien also known as duplishitty

Person no.1: have you read duplicity?

Person no.2: why would I read it when I have tired tired sea

Person no. 1: have you read duplicity?

Person no. 2 : why TF would I read a fic about a crab!?