Shart

It's like a fart, but shittier.

Gary: I went to fart last night and then shat the bed. What's on the go?
Bartholomew: Gary, that's a shart.

Gary: Whoa.

Troutcock

When a man does not wash enough a penis will, at times, smell like a trout.

I really like you.

I don't mean to be so stand-off ish.

But I think I may have some troutcock on the go ....
Give me a minute please ?
There's snacks in the fridge.

Be right back. Make yourself at home.