GDMFG

God damn mother fucking genius

The guy that invented the vagina is some sort of GDMFG

17👍 2👎

amazevag

Amazevag, it's like amazeballs, but mildly less douchy. Amazevag is used to describe an amazing chick; since obviously calling a girl amazeballs can lose all the complimentary factor associated with the term over the fact that one is de-femizing her with the trite slang de-jour.

This is why Amazevag is invented. It's like a woman's deodorant, its strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.

Girl: "honey, you're so amazeballs"
Guy: "I don't know about that, but after that road head, I'd definitely say you win the amazevag championship"

Blowpology

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.

Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"

Voluntell

Voluntell is when you volunteer someone else to do something and then tell them to do it.

I'll just voluntell Jim to give that speech tomorrow.

1247👍 227👎