catmin

The management and admin of a cat instagram or social media account

I’ve just spent the last 5hrs doing catmin on my cat’s instagram page. We have 50 followers now so it’s worth it.

quaranpeni

Is a 16” black double ended dildo that you bought for a friend during quarantine, after trying to order one on their Alexa through zoom calls. After the initial shock of receiving such an object it becomes a talisman for group trips and gets taken everywhere.

Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.

Guy 1 - “dude why have you brought a double ended dildo on our weekend away?! Wtf”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”

resting fluff face

The equivalent of ‘resting bitch face’ for an animal. Often seen on cats when it looks like they are angry, irritated, or about to attack you, but they’re actually relaxed and it’s just their face.

“Omg your cat is so angry, I’m scared it will attack me”

“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”