Van Gogh'ing

To cut off your partner's ear only to gain the ability to stick your penis in the hole which used to be their ear

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR?!?" "Oh.. well my boyfriend was Van Gogh'ing me last night"

OR

Her brain must be full of semen since I just Van Gogh'ed her

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Gank'd

Having a sexual experience with someone that is everything except for intercourse itself (hand, oral, etc) Replaces the overly used phrase "everything but sex"

Man 1: Hey man, what did you and that girl all do last night??

Man 2: We did everything but sex

Man 1: Ohhh so you Gank'd her?!?

Man 2: Damn Straight

*High Five occurs while they cheer splendidly*

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