Blurnsday

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

Panda

An adjective, meaning something crazy, interesting, sucky, outstanding, unusual, strange, bonkers, similar to the expression “wow.” Panda can be used to describe something good or bad.

Jeffery wanted to go to the beach, but he couldn’t bc there were so many seagulls. That is panda

Panda

An adjective, meaning something crazy, interesting, sucky, outstanding, unusual, strange, bonkers, similar to the expression “wow.” Panda can be used to describe something good or bad.

Example:
Person 1, “My grandmother died a few days ago. It was because there was a snail on her lettuce and she choked on the shell. There was no one around to help.”
Person 2, “Ohmigod I’m so sorry that’s so panda that really sucks”