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Swizz

The sticky combination of sweat and jizz that collects around the base of a man's penis following sex.

Nick reached for a Kleenex to wipe off the swizz that had resulted from their marathon sex session.

by Laughlynne August 19, 2013

37πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


melancohen

The general feeling of citywide dolor that arises from millions of its residents having listened to "Hallelujah" that morning.

New York sidewalks were filled with a sense of melancohen the day after the post-election SNL cold open.

by Laughlynne November 13, 2016


calmversation

A measured, even-keeled conversation, usually between two people discussing a heated topic.

After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.

by Laughlynne May 7, 2016


Garbo glare

The look a person gives to nearby strangers or patrons that makes it clear that they want to be alone.

George noticed an attractive woman sitting by herself at the end of the bar, but as he stood up she flashed him the Garbo glare and he sat back down.

by Laughlynne July 27, 2017


tantroom

A place specifically designated for pouting or venting; can be virtual or real.

After being thrown under the bus in the weekly meeting, Andrea made the bathroom into her own little tantroom.

by Laughlynne January 5, 2016

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


aficionacho

A person who is very knowledgeable and appreciative of nachos.

"Pulled pork as a topping is a rookie move. A true aficionacho chooses steak."

by Laughlynne June 8, 2016


perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne April 26, 2016

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž