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Elastica

A homoerotic game played by a group of men. Each man stretches his own flaccid penis by using one hand to steady his own shaft while using the other to tug on the tippy tip. The men use long glances to compare penis lengths, resulting in a few repressed chuckles and macho bragging rights.

The lacrosse coach caught his defensemen playing elastica in the locker room after the big win.

by Laura's Bush February 25, 2010

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Pengina

When vagina fat is so visibly large it is mistaken for a penis. Furthermore, when the labia of a woman's vagina are abnormally large and/or hang extremely low, they are mistaken for a penis. For example, when a woman is running, and her large, long labia slap her thighs, she chafes her pengina.

When Julia is exercising, her large, long labia slap her thighs, causing her to chafe her pengina.

by Laura's Bush February 25, 2010

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