flagpole time

The time of night when it is so late that anything that anyone says or does appears to be absolutely hilarious. Technically is 3 am, but the actual time can vary.

Brett laughed so hard he couldn't breathe when he saw that mango thing. It must have been flagpole time.

Brettums

A very excellent boyfriend, who is perfect and amazing.

Can also be used to describe someone who has a quality similar to a baby panda.

I love my boyfriend. He's my Brettums!

Or: Aww, that teddy bear is so cute. It's like brettums!

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