Faux Virgin

Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)

L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"