IGFC

Short abbreviation for "I'm going fucking crazy"

Leslie: "Hey how are you?"
Lauren: "Not so great, I haven't had a cig in 24 hours IGFC!"

Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"