A clown-baby horse without hooves is a unique species of animal from the U.S. North West. They are generally timid due to the lack of hooves, but they are total clown babies. They are a sub-species derived from horses in Europe and clown-babies from mid 1800's new york
Evan: I've heard that that woman is secretly a clown-baby horse without hooves
Blake: Wow that's really exotic